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Funniest TV Show Quotes

We all have that one scene from a TV show that no matter how many times we watch it, it makes us laugh, and with so many hilarious lines to choose from, it's hard to pick the best, but here are some of my favourites.

Friends - 'I went to the tanning place your wife suggested' 'Was that place...the sun?'

Hands down one of the best lines Chandler says in the whole show. After Ross sees Monica's tan, he goes to the same place to make himself as sun-kissed as her, but isn't so lucky thanks to some strange counting. After becoming way too tanned on his front and not at all tanned on his back, Ross heads over to Monica and Chandler's to voice his disapproval, which is when Chandler delivers to us this gloriously funny line.

How I Met Your Mother - 'Legendary'

'It's going to be legend - wait for it - dary'! Barney Stinson's iconic line that he says throughout the show at any point he can. From the first to the last season, every time Barney happens to say 'legendary' (which is a lot) it can't help but put a smile on your face. He may have done some questionable things on the show, but one thing that he always gets being legendary!

The Flash - 'You guys are like 10 seasons of Ross and Rachel, but just like smooshed into one year'

One great TV show talking about another great TV show! Cisco is one of the best characters to ever grace our screens and even though he is obsessed with movies, here he talks about a show that everyone loves. We all know that when someone's relationship is compared to Ross and Rachel's, it probably isn't the most smooth sailing, but Cisco still manages to make a rocky relationship funny.

Glee - 'Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday'

I have to admit, out of all the characters in Glee, Emma isn't one that says lots of funny lines, but this one from the first season is entertaining and oh so relatable! Have you ever met someone that is so annoying you can just sit there and count all of the things they do that bug you? If the answer is yes than this quote by Emma is definitely something you can relate to.

Sherlock - 'Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street'

With a show that is full of clever one-liners, picking one is so difficult, but with the first episode of the show being one of the most special, it had to be the one included. Sherlock is one of those characters that no matter how rude he can be to people, we still love him all the same, and even though it's wrong, we secretly find it hilarious when he's mean!

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